Groomsman
I like Tim because he is the male version of my wife, Sylvia. Almost everything I wanted in Sylvia, I also found...um...er...yeah, Tim's cool.
I met Tim in college through Jubilee and when we learned we were in the same major, we quickly got to know each other. My life has never been the same. I wanted Tim to be a part of my wedding so naturally, I asked him to coordinate our A/V needs and he did a flawless job. That's what I like about Tim...he's very reliable. We always have a good time together, except for when Sylvia is whooping us both in Settlers.
It's an honor to be a part of Tim and Tiff's wedding and I'm so glad to participate because I know our friendship will continue for many years to come. I need Tim to teach my children how to hack computers and download from BitTorrent.
I love you, man.