Groomsman
By the time I finally write this out the wedding may very well have taken place, so first off Congratulations it was a lovely day! I'm tired and going to bed!
I'm officially the last to submit their little blurb about Tim and Tiff, so I guess it should be a doozy. So what can I say about Tim and Tiff?
First off, let's start with Tim. It's weird to say that I've only known Timmy (soon to be Tiff's slave) for just over two years, but even though it's only been a couple of years it feels like forever. It's one of his greatest characteristics, he'll befriend anyone (including unfriendly's like me!) The two years with Tim have been an interesting ride going from ‘you're a weird dude', through getting told to get out of the country on the way to do the Puyallup, back to ‘you're still a weird dude' and so much more in between. Even still, not much has changed. For the amount of time I've known him he's always been with Tiff, a tech geek beyond compare, a goofy gassy fellow that'll play Settlers till two in the morning (sorry Tiff, you were stuck between us), and we act (more like fight) like brothers. There are too many memories to put into words, but ultimately I just want to say it is such an honor and privilege to share this day with you.
Now Tiff, first off I just want to say she's not as nice as everyone makes her out to be! I don't know what people are telling you but it is all lies and deceit, she must've paid them! There have been numerous times where she's threatened me and threatened to hurt me! All because I hadn't written this out! I have proof....text message from Tiffany...
From: Tiffany Nguyen
----Message----
Where's my paragraph! You have till the end of the week or you're dead!
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12:04am Wed Jul30
And don't get me started on when you play Settlers with her! You might as well be in a UFC ring!
Ok so there were a couple of things added there, but still you should get the drift! But I guess she's cool, I mean shoot she's marrying Tim! You gotta be kind of patient, tolerant, kind, caring, sweet, and every other nice adjective there is in the dictionary to be with him. So beyond my embellishment and little white lies, Tiff is pretty much what everyone else has told you.
Anywhoo you now have everyone's paragraphs, Congratulations! There's just 100,000 other things to complete now! WOOHOO!